A friend of mine said something very insightful the other day. It's probably a bit of a misquotation, but it went something along the lines of "Sometimes people haven't had enough of something, and you know that no matter how many times you warn them they won't quit until they have." It is with limitless regret that I open the following can of worms. I was briefly (what I, a reasonable experienced, albeit woefully untalented, adult, would call) dating someone. Said person was apparently either already involved with someone and misread my intentions, or was in the midst of making a decision on whether to make said someone a serious installment in her life. The point is moot, as the result is the same either way. That's right, I am once again fully available at any local meat market (rejoice ladies) for the low low price of one sloppy makeout session. However, as most (read: all) of my Suwon friends have either moved or been fired or both over the course of the last month, that leaves me with little choice but to accept the offer of "plain ol' friendships". So here I go, repeating a pattern I have adopted with at least a mild degree of success for over a decade.


Now for Totally Awesome News, we move to Olly. Olly?

"FAMILY'S IN TOWN!"

Thank you Olly.

That's right kiddies, my brother is coming on Saturday. Now I haven't seen this guy in over three years, so we've got some catching up to do. He's got his own share of issues which are, frankly, none of your damn business, but hopefully we'll be able to go over those while he's here as well as see some of the touristy crap I haven't had the stomach to do by myself.


The job is still a bit shit, but I still have one so once again, my paranoia refuses to pan out.

Well, that's the news for now. I know it will change some of your lives and might even inspire a nunnery for a few of you. Try to maintain your sense of individuality. For the others, I have some delicious Kool-Aid on the table to your right...


See You on the Dark Side.