Sunday, April 18, 2010

Red State

Why do I always drink the last of my booze on saturday night?

I am currently two sips away from my last 6 point beer. I'm out of Scotch, the Vodka is gone, and even the girly crap SOMEONE left in my refrigerator has gone the way of the velociraptor. To top it off I live in one of the most conservative states on the union, which means that liquor stores are closed on sundays and other stores only sell 3 point crap, which is the perpetrator in the crime to my previously pristine waistline.

I have got to learn to plan better.

Aaaand *glug* that's the last of it...

See you on the Dark Side

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